If it isn't one thing around here, it's another.

I assume you've all been informed of the nature of that madman, Zagi, who was invading everyone's houses the other day. I'm just checking to make sure that no one besides myself has had the misfortune to have attracted his attention.

What is this?

I am not on the moon, my armor is missing, I don't even recognize this place... who is responsible for this?  Show yourself immediately, or I will-

Wait... what are these on my back?

...Wings?  Why do I have... Have I died?

A strange afterlife if I have...